February 2012
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weee
got a host family in switzerland… now i have to like…. commit or something.
Anonymous asked: give time for more opportunities to come and your eyebrows are beautiful. take time to take care of yourself and recollect
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going to suicide in 5 mins
omg i applied for literally 100 au pair positions and only one replied back to me and i accidentally deleted the message and i’m not allowed to msg the family until they message me fuck… please if someone wants to hire me as an au pair in the uk please hire me i’m really good with kids.
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the only thing i care about are my eyebrows
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uh oh
listening to live versions of To Binge by the Gorillaz on repeat…. someone get me out of this hole I always manage to dig myself into
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I've never hated this many people in my life as I...
i actually fucking hate everyone.
instead of doing anything i’m in the bath with my laptop and painting my nails.
i want everyone to fuck off and die by shittin out their intestines. like nothing could be better than that. fuck u everyone
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well, your parrot told me just how I’m gonna make you smile
i’m gonna let you do your thinkin if you need a while
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me want
i want big gold ghetto hoop earrings
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ppl i hate:
missy elliot
taylor momsen (love/hate)
anyone from The hangover movies.. i’ve never watched them but they look like shit
anyone who isn’t my family or my dogs (sorry bo doesn’t include u)
ppl who wear fake uggs ( i will never slip my foot into a fake ugg for the rest of my life)
ppl who hate leggings. i hate u u cunt
pretty much everyone
kisses
On this day 5 years a go, Britney Spears shaved...
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my new tag lines
- YOLO
- Thats Hot
-Kisses
they will be said usually at the end of a conversation
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my valentines day:
baking pilsbury valentines cookies, eating exactly half
have a bath with trashy magazines
watching 4 hours of “I Shouldn’t be alive”
now cooking rice
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mcsingle:
while i was out to eat, the tv in the restaurant was playing tmz and they showed lindsay in a jail cell and i was soooo scared that she was in jail again so i screamed and told all of the seniors over the age of 65 to shut up so i could hear (:
i identify so much with this
need
i need that motivation poster or whatever of britney spears when she went psycho and shaved her head and hit cars with umbrellas and always had orange cheeto fingers and the writing underneath it is like “if britney can make it thru 2007 i can make it thru today”……. like its not funny how bad i need it. and by need it i mean i need to print the pics of google.
bye
mcsingle:
miranda cosgrove is literally soooo intimidating like you know shes going to become a dominatrix or s/t
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my opinion on tipping
I feel the need to fully express how I feel regarding tipping (in a restaurant, or in any service/hospitality related job). I strongly feel that the waitress/server/whatever should only receive a tip if they did an outstanding job (make me feel welcome, smiled, check up on our table, etc). A tip is called a tip because is EXTRA - like a gift “Here ya go sweetie, thanks for making our evening...
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why
am i listening to Telephone on repeat? WEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
stop telephonin me eh eh eh eh
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i need to find a sugar daddy and get him to order me every single item that la perla sells
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valentine love
you always wear that bracelet. what’s that say? Live and love? Do you live and do you love?
I love you.
Do you? I love you too.
yeah?
I think so
how do you know?
cuz I feel it
tru luv <3
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food
i love udon more than i love anything else in the world
blackmormonshometheatre:
i love obese people because one day i am going to be one of them
hungover
walk out of the hotel wearing uggs and feeling like paris hilton circa 2004
go to the closest starbucks and buy the most expensive drink because ‘money’ isn’t a concept that i fully understand
sit on the hour long bus pretending that you’re a celebrity and frowning at everyone
eat some pepto bismol tablets
go to the nearest british butcher shop and buy 4 overpriced...
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