February 2012
54 posts
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Feb 27th
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weee
got a host family in switzerland… now i have to like…. commit or something.
Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: give time for more opportunities to come and your eyebrows are beautiful. take time to take care of yourself and recollect
Feb 26th
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going to suicide in 5 mins
omg i applied for literally 100 au pair positions and only one replied back to me and i accidentally deleted the message and i’m not allowed to msg the family until they message me fuck… please if someone wants to hire me as an au pair in the uk please hire me i’m really good with kids. 
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
296 notes
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the only thing i care about are my eyebrows
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
52 notes
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uh oh
listening to live versions of To Binge by the Gorillaz on repeat…. someone get me out of this hole I always manage to dig myself into
Feb 22nd
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I've never hated this many people in my life as I...
i actually fucking hate everyone. instead of doing anything i’m in the bath with my laptop and painting my nails. i want everyone to fuck off and die by shittin out their intestines. like nothing could be better than that. fuck u everyone
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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well, your parrot told me just how I’m gonna make you smile i’m gonna let you do your thinkin if you need a while
Feb 21st
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
149 notes
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me want
i want big gold ghetto hoop earrings 
Feb 20th
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ppl i hate:
missy elliot taylor momsen (love/hate) anyone from The hangover movies.. i’ve never watched them but they look like shit anyone who isn’t my family or my dogs (sorry bo doesn’t include u) ppl who wear fake uggs ( i will never slip my foot into a fake ugg for the rest of my life) ppl who hate leggings. i hate u u cunt pretty much everyone kisses
Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
721 notes
On this day 5 years a go, Britney Spears shaved...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
1,439 notes
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
36,215 notes
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Feb 15th
1 note
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my new tag lines
 - YOLO - Thats Hot -Kisses they will be said usually at the end of a conversation
Feb 15th
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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my valentines day:
baking pilsbury valentines cookies, eating exactly half have a bath with trashy magazines watching 4 hours of “I Shouldn’t be alive” now cooking rice weee
Feb 15th
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mcsingle: while i was out to eat, the tv in the restaurant was playing tmz and they showed lindsay in a jail cell and i was soooo scared that she was in jail again so i screamed and told all of the seniors over the age of 65 to shut up so i could hear (: i identify so much with this
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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need
i need that motivation poster or whatever of britney spears when she went psycho and shaved her head and hit cars with umbrellas and always had orange cheeto fingers and the writing underneath it is like “if britney can make it thru 2007 i can make it thru today”……. like its not funny how bad i need it. and by need it i mean i need to print the pics of google. bye
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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mcsingle: miranda cosgrove is literally soooo intimidating like you know shes going to become a dominatrix or s/t
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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my opinion on tipping
I feel the need to fully express how I feel regarding tipping (in a restaurant, or in any service/hospitality related job). I strongly feel that the waitress/server/whatever should only receive a tip if they did an outstanding job (make me feel welcome, smiled, check up on our table, etc). A tip is called a tip because is EXTRA - like a gift “Here ya go sweetie, thanks for making our evening...
Feb 9th
2 notes
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why
am i listening to Telephone on repeat? WEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop telephonin me eh eh eh eh
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
488 notes
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
11,910 notes
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i need to find a sugar daddy and get him to order me every single item that la perla sells
Feb 6th
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valentine love
you always wear that bracelet. what’s that say? Live and love? Do you live and do you love? I love you. Do you? I love you too. yeah? I think so how do you know? cuz I feel it tru luv <3
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
123 notes
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food
i love udon more than i love anything else in the world
Feb 5th
blackmormonshometheatre: i love obese people because one day i am going to be one of them
Feb 5th
122 notes
hungover
walk out of the hotel wearing uggs and feeling like paris hilton circa 2004 go to the closest starbucks and buy the most expensive drink because ‘money’ isn’t a concept that i fully understand sit on the hour long bus pretending that you’re a celebrity and frowning at everyone eat some pepto bismol tablets go to the nearest british butcher shop and buy 4 overpriced...
Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
246 notes
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Feb 2nd
2 notes